despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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