Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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