ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You took a bar mat shot.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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