Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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