i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well I just put wine in my tea
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
