PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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