Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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