I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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