i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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