Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That's when you crack a 10am beer
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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