Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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