it was like his penis was on wheels.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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