you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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