lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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