We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
