so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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