Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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