doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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