I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
