I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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