Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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