My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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