He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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