Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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