This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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