You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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