So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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