Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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