i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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