just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
be right there i have to get my cape
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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