haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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