Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm having to shit out rocks
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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