My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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