the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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