I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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