I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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