So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I am one with the molecules
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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