Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
