you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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