I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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