my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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