butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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