The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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