Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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