Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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