He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
third nipple confirmed
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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