the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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