Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
