The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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