you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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