I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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