Its about making memories worth repressing
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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