wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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