The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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